Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in Insanity the Wonder Cat!'s LiveJournal:

Wednesday, February 16th, 2005
10:05 am	Mew! If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would your first thought be? Reply here, then post this in your blog and find out what mine would be. Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: purring (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 20th, 2004
1:30 pm	Everything too short feel scared hide under table gwengothelf came home with an interesting flap device on saturday that she said she'd put in the door for me next week so I could visit all of my domain without all that 'bloody screaming at 3am' as she put it. I wouldn't eat the poisoned food she put down for me though [1]  - Ha I am not that stupid, the evilbattwins must have put her up to it. they are up to something I tell you! I went outside to survey my new domain on Sunday, in the company of gwengothelf. It all looks big and fab - many interesting holes and cranies to explore! although I had to beat a reatreat when a black and white cat appeared, although I did trick her into eating the poisoned food for me! [1] Note from gwengothelf: Cat food with crushed up wokm pills in it... Current Mood: skitty (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 8th, 2004
3:02 pm	Moving... Mummy moved house. She's taken me with her. I was bundked into the nasty cat carrier and taken to the new place. the new place is big and scarey, but I have posh food, mummy says that's because she feels guilty about putting me in the nasty carrier jail and wants me to be happy. It's scarey - I like to hide under the cupboard. It's safe there. Mummy hugs me at night, and I try to ward of the evil spirits from her by meowing at them, but mummy says that if I don't 'shut the f**k up screaming all night and let her get some sleep' then there'll be trouble. She doesn't understand. Current Mood: anxious (Comment on this)
Monday, August 23rd, 2004
11:24 am	Mew! Recently I have been mostly reading gwengothelf's Oracle books and learning how to be a high-flying DBA like her. I tried to show off my skills and help her while she was working the other da, but didn't seem to appreciate it and kept pushing me off the keyboard mumbling something about production databases and that 'drop database' was not the answer to the problem thankyou very much, so I'm going to read up some more and take some exams on-line so I can prove too her that I know what I'm doing. Meow. Oh and I'm not so scared as I used to be... still very scared but nowhere near as much! And I caught a mousey!!! gwengothelf was very proud after she found it (I left it where she couldn't miss it in bare feet) and made a big fuss of me. She then put it in a little plastic box and put it in the large white cold box and mumbled something about an 'urban cat project' and having to keep the mouse for someone... I didn't understand why she didn't eat it? Time for my mid-morning nap now! Meow! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 25th, 2004
11:26 am	Meow! Good morning! I got scared by some invisible fluff this morning. I'm going to stay behind the sofa until it goes away - it's too scarey. (Comment on this)